When Harry couldn't meet Saali..

I am baffled.Having wasted 23 years of my life, the vision of a worse future baffles me. There is something which I have been ignoring in my life big time(or is it the other way round). The only thought that keeps things going though is the company of a bunch of losers in the field of.....girls :)

It would be a lie to say I am not familiar with this species at all. The truth is that all these encounters are forgettable, which raises the question...why?

I am sure the word 'complicated' came into English language because of girls. I fail to understand why they twist logic in unimaginable and often uncomfortable ways.
Just a few observations...

# 1 : If she doesn't know you, chances are slim she will make an effort. If she does, she will have her judgment even before you open your mouth.

#2 : They say 'tall, dark and handsome' matters. However, not all short fair and ugly guys are single ! They say status matters...9 out of 10 IITians at KGP are single...ghanta ! They say 'gentlemen are a hit. Well, this word gentlemen is a false word in the first place. All gentlemen are good actors.

#3 : Something that drastically increases your chances though is possession of a bike, mobile, good job...or lets just say money. Romeo and Juliet would die of shame if they saw the modern-day couple. Nothing comes for free these days..certainly not love.

#4 :Assuming the impossible for a moment...she loves you...Be sure her mother will not. And fathers...they have been there...done that. Sadly, it boils down to a case of physical torture versus mental...often both.

There is a point behind all this crap written above:

" There are guys, some guys who simply cannot rise or fall in love. They are God's creation to make couples look blessed and special"

Anybody who proposes he is not interested in girls with statements like...
1. ladki wadki apne liye nahi hai yaar...
2. koshish karenge to mil hi jayegi par kaun itna kare...
...perhaps needs it the most.

Boss, this is nothing to be proud of : Accept it, we are miserable

If you are in love and reading this, you probably already have declared me an idiot and thus we have nothing to argue.

If you are in the Loser's club, I am sure then all this is nothing new to you. After all, being miserable and staying happy are different things and can co-exist.
Who knows this better than us :)

Finally, arranged marriage rocks !!!! ;)

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Dedicated to 'the' discussion with eminent members of loser's club: Akhi and Marli :)